Shamelessly stolen from here: http:\/\/laurenleto.wordpress.com\/readers-by-author\/<\/p>\n
Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Author<\/p>\n
by Lauren Leto<\/i><\/p>\n
(by the way – I respect every author on here, kind of)<\/p>\n
J.D. Salinger<\/strong><\/p>\n Kids who don’t fit in (duh).<\/p>\n Stephanie Meyer<\/strong><\/p>\n People who type like this: OMG. Mah fAvvv <3 <3.<\/p>\n J.K. Rowling<\/strong><\/p>\n Smart geeks.<\/p>\n Jack Kerouac<\/strong><\/p>\n Umphrey’s McGee fans.<\/p>\n Jeffrey Eugenides<\/strong><\/p>\n Girls who didn’t get enough drama when they were younger.<\/p>\n Lauren Weisberger<\/strong><\/p>\n Girls who can’t read. Or think.<\/p>\n Jonathan Safran Foer<\/strong><\/p>\n 30somethings who were cool when they were 20something.<\/p>\n Jodi Picoult<\/strong><\/p>\n Your mom when she’s at her time of the month.<\/p>\n Chuck Klosterman<\/strong><\/p>\n Boys who don’t read.<\/p>\n Chuck Palahniuk<\/strong><\/p>\n Boys who can’t read.<\/p>\n Christopher Hitchens<\/strong><\/p>\n People I would love to hang out with.<\/p>\n Leo Tolstoy<\/strong><\/p>\n Guys I want to date.<\/p>\n Fyodor Dostoevsky<\/strong><\/p>\n Guys I want to sleep with. (The difference between the two Russian Christopher Buckley (or William F. Buckley)<\/strong><\/p>\n People who love excess verbiage.<\/p>\n Ayn Rand<\/strong><\/p>\n Workaholics seeking validation.<\/p>\n David Foster Wallace<\/strong><\/p>\n Confirmed 90’s literati.<\/p>\n Jane Austen (or Bronte Sisters)<\/strong><\/p>\n Girls who made out with other girls in college when they were going through a “phase”.<\/p>\n Haruki Murakami<\/strong><\/p>\n People who like good music.<\/p>\n Ralph Waldo Emerson<\/strong><\/p>\n People who can start a fire.<\/p>\n Nathaniel Hawthorne<\/strong><\/p>\n People who used to sleep so heavy that they would pee their pants.<\/p>\n Charles Dickens<\/strong><\/p>\n Ninth graders who think they’re going to be authors someday but end up in marketing.<\/p>\n William Shakespeare<\/strong><\/p>\n People who like bondage.<\/p>\n Mark Twain<\/strong><\/p>\n Liars.<\/p>\n Sir Arthur Conan Doyle<\/strong><\/p>\n People who drink scotch.<\/p>\n Joseph Conrad<\/strong><\/p>\n People who drink old fashioneds.<\/p>\n Dominick Dunne<\/strong><\/p>\n People who get their class from Vanity Fair.<\/p>\n Anne Rice<\/strong><\/p>\n People who don’t use conditioner in their hair.<\/p>\n Edgar Allan Poe<\/strong><\/p>\n Men who live in their mother’s basements. Or goth seventh graders.<\/p>\n Michael Crichton<\/strong><\/p>\n Doctors that went to third-tier medical schools.<\/p>\n John Grisham<\/strong><\/p>\n Doctors that went to medical schools in the Dominican Republic.<\/p>\n Dan Brown<\/strong><\/p>\n People who used to get lost in supermarkets when they were kids.<\/p>\n Dave Eggers<\/strong><\/p>\n Guys who are in the third coolest frat of a private college.<\/p>\n Emily Griffin<\/strong><\/p>\n Women who give their boyfriend marriage ultimatums.<\/p>\n Richard Russo<\/strong><\/p>\n People whose favorite day in elementary school was “Grandparent’s Day”.<\/p>\n Anais Nin<\/strong><\/p>\n Librarians.<\/p>\n Margaret Atwood<\/strong><\/p>\n Women whose favorite color is hunter green.<\/p>\n William Faulkner<\/strong><\/p>\n People who are good at crosswords.<\/p>\n Jackie Collins<\/strong><\/p>\n Your drunk stepmother.<\/p>\n Nicholas Sparks<\/strong><\/p>\n Women who are usually constipated.<\/p>\n James Patterson<\/strong><\/p>\n Men that score a 153 on their LSAT exam.<\/p>\n Sylvia Plath<\/strong><\/p>\n Girls who keep journals (too easy).<\/p>\n George Orwell<\/strong><\/p>\n Conspiracy theorists (too easy).<\/p>\n Aldous Huxley<\/strong><\/p>\n People who are bigger conspiracy theorists than Orwell fans.<\/p>\n Harper Lee<\/strong><\/p>\n People that have read only one book in their life and it was To Kill Nick Hornby<\/strong><\/p>\n Guys who wear skinny jeans and the girls that love them.<\/p>\n Ernest Hemingway<\/strong><\/p>\n Men who own cottages.<\/p>\n F. Scott Fitzgerald<\/strong><\/p>\n People who get ARM mortgages.<\/p>\n Vladimir Nabokov<\/strong><\/p>\n Men who use words like ‘dubious’ and ‘tenacity’.<\/p>\n Friedrich Nietzsche<\/strong><\/p>\n Sommelieres.<\/p>\n Bret Easton Ellis<\/strong><\/p>\n Foo Fighters’ fans.<\/p>\n Hunter S Thompson<\/strong><\/p>\n That kid in your philosophy class with the stupid tattoo.<\/p>\n Cormac McCarthy<\/strong><\/p>\n Men that don’t eat cream cheese.<\/p>\n Thomas Aquinas<\/strong><\/p>\n Premature ejaculators.<\/p>\n Pearl S. Buck<\/strong><\/p>\n Women whose favorite president was Harry S. Truman.<\/p>\n Toni Morrison<\/strong><\/p>\n Female high-school English professors that only have an undergraduate degree.<\/p>\n Thomas Pynchon<\/strong><\/p>\n People that used to be fans of J.D. Salinger.<\/p>\n Elizabeth Gilbert<\/strong><\/p>\n Women that liked the movie “Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood” but didn’t read the book.<\/p>\n Rebecca Wells<\/strong><\/p>\n Women on the East coast that wish they were from the South.<\/p>\n Tama Janowitz<\/strong><\/p>\n Cougars that went to an urban college in the 80s.<\/p>\n Alice Sebold<\/strong><\/p>\n People that liked Gilmore Girls – even in the first season.<\/p>\n Michael Swanwick<\/strong><\/p>\n Men that argue that Neil Gaiman is overrated.<\/p>\n Terry Goodkind<\/strong><\/p>\n People who have never been dungeons master but still play D&D.<\/p>\n Stephen King<\/strong><\/p>\n 11th graders who peed their pants while watching the movie It.<\/em><\/p>\n H.P. Lovecraft<\/strong> <\/em><\/p>\n People who can quote the Comic Book Guy from Simpsons.<\/p>\n Brothers Grimm<\/strong><\/p>\n Only children with Oedipal complexes.<\/p>\n Lewis Carroll<\/strong><\/p>\n People that move to Thailand after high school for the drug scene.<\/p>\n C.S. Lewis<\/strong><\/p>\n Youth group leaders that picked their nose in the 4th grade.<\/p>\n Elmore Leonard<\/strong><\/p>\n People that know how to perform a “Michigan left”.<\/p>\n Shel Silverstein<\/strong><\/p>\n Girls that can’t spell “leheim”.<\/p>\n Douglas Adams<\/strong><\/p>\n People who bought the first generation Amazon Kindle.<\/p>\n Tucker Max<\/strong><\/p>\n Guys that haven’t convinced their girlfriends to try anal yet.<\/p>\n Alexis de Tocqueville<\/strong><\/p>\n Political theory and constitutional democracy majors.<\/p>\n Tom Clancy<\/strong><\/p>\n People that skipped school by hiding out in the gym.<\/p>\n Herman Hesse<\/strong><\/p>\n People that own one straw chair in their house.<\/p>\n Phillippa Gregory<\/strong><\/p>\n Women who have repressed their desire to go to Renaissance Festivals<\/p>\n Gabriel Garcia Marquez<\/strong><\/p>\n Men that can’t lie but will instead be silent if they know you don’t want to hear the truth.<\/p>\n Susan Wiggs<\/strong><\/p>\n Older women who are surprisingly loud during sex.<\/p>\n Nicole Krauss<\/strong><\/p>\n Girls that intern at Nylon but end up moving back to the Midwest for their real job.<\/p>\n Mitch Albom<\/strong><\/p>\n People that didn’t go to college but do well on crossword puzzles.<\/p>\n Stieg Larsson<\/strong><\/p>\n Girls that are too frightened to go skydiving.<\/p>\n Sue Grafton<\/strong><\/p>\n Women that have an @aol.com email address.<\/p>\n Seth Grahame-Smith<\/strong><\/p>\n People that own a smart phone which requires a stylus to use it.<\/p>\n David Baldacci<\/strong><\/p>\n No one. Even the police say Clancy before they’ll say Baldacci.<\/p>\n Michael Pollan<\/strong><\/p>\n The girl that just turned vegan to cover up her eating disorder.<\/p>\n Andrew Ross Sorkin<\/strong><\/p>\n People who refer to themselves as “playing devil’s advocate”.<\/p>\n O. Henry<\/strong><\/p>\n Men that have names like Earl or Cliff and were really close with their paternal grandfather.<\/p>\n Virginia Woolf<\/strong><\/p>\n Female high-school French teachers that have their master’s degree.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Shamelessly stolen from here: http:\/\/laurenleto.wordpress.com\/readers-by-author\/ Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Author by Lauren Leto (by the way – I respect every author on here, kind of) J.D. Salinger Kids who don’t fit in (duh). Stephanie Meyer People who type like this: OMG. Mah fAvvv <3 <3. J.K. Rowling Smart geeks. Jack Kerouac Umphrey’s McGee fans. … <\/p>\n
\nauthors lies in the fact that I think the Underground Man is sexier
\nthan Pierre Buzukhov).<\/p>\n
\nA Mockingbird (and it was their assigned reading in the ninth grade).<\/p>\n