{"id":133,"date":"2007-02-02T11:29:31","date_gmt":"2007-02-02T18:29:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rhinoblues.com\/thoughts-wp\/?p=133"},"modified":"2007-02-02T11:29:31","modified_gmt":"2007-02-02T18:29:31","slug":"reason-415894894468-our-president-is-a-giant-douche","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rhinoblues.com\/thoughts\/2007\/02\/reason-415894894468-our-president-is-a-giant-douche\/","title":{"rendered":"Reason # 415,894,894,468 our President is a giant douche"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because of the &#8220;surge&#8221; my friend Nicole&#8217;s husband gets to stay in Iraq another six months instead of coming home on Valentine&#8217;s Day.<\/p>\n<p><em>* And yes I made up the number to approximate the dollars wasted on this necessary war<\/em>  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because of the &#8220;surge&#8221; my friend Nicole&#8217;s husband gets to stay in Iraq another six months instead of coming home on Valentine&#8217;s Day. * And yes I made up the number to approximate the dollars wasted on this necessary war<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1327,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[114,532,533,287],"class_list":["post-133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-the-global-world","tag-friends","tag-life-or-something-like-it","tag-the-global-world","tag-war","item-wrap"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.rhinoblues.com\/thoughts\/upload\/\/app_1_220086724709892_1567717122.gif","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rhinoblues.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rhinoblues.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rhinoblues.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rhinoblues.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rhinoblues.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rhinoblues.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rhinoblues.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1327"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rhinoblues.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rhinoblues.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rhinoblues.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}